Professional Responsibility.

So I'm sitting in my first night of professional responsibility, aka the class I have to take to make sure I can afford rent this summer.

My professor is opening up with explaining the procedure for complaints to the state bar, and she says that the current state bar prosecutor is very tough, and that she's only been able to work deals for some of her clients by "shucking and jiving."

Shucking and Jiving: -noun Slang.

misleading or deceptive talk or behavior, as to give a false impression.

Acknowledging the use of shucking and jiving while professing the importance of professional responsibility? Pure lovely fucking irony.